{"id":326,"date":"2006-12-12T11:13:54","date_gmt":"2006-12-12T10:13:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tempdetheux.food.blog\/2006\/12\/12\/attentat-au-pet\/"},"modified":"2019-07-19T17:02:08","modified_gmt":"2019-07-19T15:02:08","slug":"attentat-au-pet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/arnaud.detheux.org\/blog\/attentat-au-pet\/","title":{"rendered":"Attentat au pet"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"bsf_rt_marker\"><\/div><p>Les pets c\u2019est dangereux. Bon \u00e9videmmennt, ceux qu\u2019on fait le lendemain de tamponne sont une cat\u00e9gorie, mais il y a aussi les pets qui posent probl\u00e8me.<\/p>\n<p>On sous-estime largement le pouvoir des flatulences. Un bon gros mal de bide avec quelques vents naus\u00e9abonds est capable, par exemple, de faire se poser d\u2019urgence un avion. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wbir.com\/news\/local\/story.aspx?storyid=40210\" title=\"Cliquez pour ouvrir dans une nouvelle fen\u00eatre\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Si si<\/a>.<br \/>Pour les allergiques \u00e0 l\u2019anglais, je r\u00e9sume\u00a0: une brave habitante du Texas, un peu patraque, a tent\u00e9 de masquer \u201cses odeurs corporelles\u201d en plein vol, en scratchant une allumette.<\/p>\n<p>R\u00e9sultat\u00a0: panique \u00e0 bord, fausse alerte \u00e0 la bombe (carr\u00e9ment), atterrissage d\u2019urgence et une interdiction de voler sur American Airline\u2026 Respect.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Les pets c\u2019est dangereux. Bon \u00e9videmmennt, ceux qu\u2019on fait le lendemain de tamponne sont une cat\u00e9gorie, mais il y a aussi les pets qui posent probl\u00e8me. On sous-estime largement le pouvoir des flatulences. Un bon gros mal de bide avec quelques vents naus\u00e9abonds est capable, par exemple, de faire se poser d\u2019urgence un avion. Si&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"><a class=\"readmore-btn\" href=\"https:\/\/arnaud.detheux.org\/blog\/attentat-au-pet\/\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Read More<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[63,36],"class_list":["post-326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-archive","tag-humour"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.detheux.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.detheux.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.detheux.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.detheux.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.detheux.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=326"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.detheux.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":521,"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.detheux.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326\/revisions\/521"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.detheux.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.detheux.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.detheux.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}