{"id":299,"date":"2006-09-09T10:13:29","date_gmt":"2006-09-09T09:13:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tempdetheux.food.blog\/2006\/09\/09\/nadiya-la-daube\/"},"modified":"2019-07-19T17:02:11","modified_gmt":"2019-07-19T15:02:11","slug":"nadiya-la-daube","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/arnaud.detheux.org\/blog\/nadiya-la-daube\/","title":{"rendered":"N\u00e2diya la daube"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"bsf_rt_marker\"><\/div><p>Soyez solide comme le roc (attention, la prononciation \u00e0 l\u2019anglaise du \u201cr\u201d est tr\u00e8s importante)!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ne ratez pas la tourn\u00e9e!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>N\u00e2diya, ce n\u2019est pas du mauvais go\u00fbt, c\u2019est de la manipulation massive. Ca pue le tuning bouseux, l\u2019analphab\u00e9tisme banlieusard et la m\u00e9diocrit\u00e9 ambiante. Bref, \u00e7a ratisse large, dans tout ce que la France comporte de paum\u00e9s, de rat\u00e9s et de d\u00e9ficients mentaux, pr\u00eats \u00e0 d\u00e9gainer les billets d\u00e8s qu\u2019ils aper\u00e7oivent le produit \u00e0 la t\u00e9l\u00e9. N\u00e2diya, \u00e0 la fois pute et soumise du syst\u00e8me, profite \u00e0 sa mesure du business. C\u2019\u00e9tait sans doute son r\u00eave de petite fille de devenir une grognasse qui chante de la bouse \u00e0 la t\u00e9l\u00e9. Malheureusement pour elle, aucun \u00eatre, aussi maigre soit son intelligence, ne peut reconna\u00eetre \u00e0 N\u00e2diya la moindre trace de talent. Elle ne sait pas chanter, se maquille fa\u00e7on catin tun\u00e9e, parle en utilisant au mieux des mots \u00e0 3 syllabes et danse comme un taulard va \u00e0 la cantine. La pauvre finira dans l\u2019oubli, d\u00e9fra\u00eechie et d\u00e9pouill\u00e9e, comme elle le m\u00e9rite.<\/p>\n<p>Cr\u00e8ve la bouche ouverte pleine de cafards\u00a0\ud83d\ude21\u00a0.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Soyez solide comme le roc (attention, la prononciation \u00e0 l\u2019anglaise du \u201cr\u201d est tr\u00e8s importante)! Ne ratez pas la tourn\u00e9e! N\u00e2diya, ce n\u2019est pas du mauvais go\u00fbt, c\u2019est de la manipulation massive. Ca pue le tuning bouseux, l\u2019analphab\u00e9tisme banlieusard et la m\u00e9diocrit\u00e9 ambiante. Bref, \u00e7a ratisse large, dans tout ce que la France comporte de&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"><a class=\"readmore-btn\" href=\"https:\/\/arnaud.detheux.org\/blog\/nadiya-la-daube\/\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Read More<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[63,44],"class_list":["post-299","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-archive","tag-music"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.detheux.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.detheux.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.detheux.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.detheux.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.detheux.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=299"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.detheux.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":561,"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.detheux.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299\/revisions\/561"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.detheux.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.detheux.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.detheux.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}