{"id":239,"date":"2005-11-29T18:33:17","date_gmt":"2005-11-29T17:33:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tempdetheux.food.blog\/2005\/11\/29\/bush\/"},"modified":"2019-07-19T17:02:22","modified_gmt":"2019-07-19T15:02:22","slug":"bush","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/arnaud.detheux.org\/blog\/bush\/","title":{"rendered":"Bush"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"bsf_rt_marker\"><\/div><p>George W. Bush se rend dans une \u00e9cole primaire pour parler aux enfants du conflit arm\u00e9 au Proche-Orient. Apr\u00e8s son discours, il autorise une p\u00e9riode de questions.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u201cAlors, qui a une question\u00a0?\u201d demande Bush.<br \/>Un petit gar\u00e7on l\u00e8ve la main.<br \/>&#8211; \u201cOui petit, quel est ton nom\u00a0?\u201d<br \/>&#8211; \u201cBilly, monsieur le pr\u00e9sident.\u201d<br \/>&#8211; \u201cQuelle est ta question Billy\u00a0?\u201d<br \/>&#8211; \u201cJ\u2019en ai trois monsieur le pr\u00e9sident\u00a0:<br \/>1. Pourquoi les \u00c9tats-Unis ont-ils envahi l\u2019Iraq sans le consentement des<br \/>Nations Unies\u00a0?<br \/>2. Pourquoi \u00eates-vous pr\u00e9sident alors que Al Gore a eu plus de votes que<br \/>vous\u00a0?<br \/>3. Qu\u2019est devenu Oussama Ben Laden\u00a0?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>La cloche annon\u00e7ant la r\u00e9cr\u00e9ation se met alors \u00e0 sonner. Bush dit qu\u2019il poursuivra la p\u00e9riode de questions apr\u00e8s la r\u00e9cr\u00e9ation.<br \/>Au retour, Bush demande\u00a0:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u201cO\u00f9 en \u00e9tions-nous\u00a0? Ah oui, la p\u00e9riode de questions. Y a t-il<br \/>quelqu\u2019un qui a une question\u00a0?\u201d<br \/>Un petit gar\u00e7on l\u00e8ve sa main.<br \/>&#8211; \u201cOui petit, quel est ton nom?\u201d<br \/>&#8211; \u201cSteve, monsieur le pr\u00e9sident.\u201d<br \/>&#8211; \u201cQuelle est ta question Steve?\u201d<br \/>&#8211; \u201cEn fait\u2026 j\u2019en ai cinq monsieur le pr\u00e9sident\u00a0:<br \/>1. Pourquoi les \u00c9tats-Unis ont-ils envahi l\u2019Iraq sans le consentement des<br \/>Nations Unies\u00a0?<br \/>2. Pourquoi \u00eates-vous pr\u00e9sident alors que Al Gore a eu plus de votes que<br \/>vous\u00a0?<br \/>3. Qu\u2019est devenu Oussama Ben Laden?<br \/>4. Pourquoi la cloche de la r\u00e9cr\u00e9ation a-t-elle sonn\u00e9 30 minutes plus t\u00f4t<br \/>qu\u2019\u00e0 l\u2019habitude\u00a0?<br \/>5. Qu\u2019est devenu Billy\u00a0?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>George W. Bush se rend dans une \u00e9cole primaire pour parler aux enfants du conflit arm\u00e9 au Proche-Orient. Apr\u00e8s son discours, il autorise une p\u00e9riode de questions. &#8211; \u201cAlors, qui a une question\u00a0?\u201d demande Bush.Un petit gar\u00e7on l\u00e8ve la main.&#8211; \u201cOui petit, quel est ton nom\u00a0?\u201d&#8211; \u201cBilly, monsieur le pr\u00e9sident.\u201d&#8211; \u201cQuelle est ta question Billy\u00a0?\u201d&#8211;&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"><a class=\"readmore-btn\" href=\"https:\/\/arnaud.detheux.org\/blog\/bush\/\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Read More<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[63,36],"class_list":["post-239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-archive","tag-humour"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.detheux.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.detheux.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.detheux.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.detheux.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.detheux.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=239"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.detheux.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":768,"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.detheux.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239\/revisions\/768"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.detheux.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.detheux.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.detheux.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}